The End is Nigh...Sandwich Board Optional
I thought it would never happen, but on Sunday my cat Willow died. My parents chose to tell me this at lunch on Monday. I was having a bad week to begin with. As follows:
Bea: Thanks for having lunch with me guys. Your support is really great (still wondering why SO much support)
Mum: There's something we have to tell you. We've lost the cat.
Bea: I'm sure it will turn up (juice arrives)
Mum: She's...in the garden
Bea: Well, she's not lost then is she? (looking for imported Vogue)
Mum: She's...gone to sleep
Bea: I'm not sure I need an hourly cat bulletin
Dad: Look, the cat's dead alright!
Bea: ...
They really have a way with euphemism. Bless them.
RIP Willow- good job on making it to 17
